Just a few guidelines. Some of which have been around awhile and some that are my own brainchildren.
- Make a daily announcement of the "Word of the Day." UrbanDictionary.com is a good resource for material. The word of the day is "snarkoleptic."
- Insist that they call you by your wrestling or pimp name. "That's Reverend Dr. C Ice, to you."
- Answer questions with questions. If someone says, "What if...." you say "If your sister had a penis would she still be your sister??"
- Have a countdown to a commonplace event and announce status frequently and enthusiastically. "Two hours 'til lunch!!!" "Thirty minutes 'til lunch!!!'
- Reply to simple questions with complex answers. To, "What would you like for lunch?" reply "I don't know. Let me look into that. A lot of issues come into play."
- Announce your support of your friend/family member/coworker's presidential candidate of choice. Then list the numerous reasons you support him-- all of which are the contrasting attributes of the opposing candidate.
- Make known your plans to make a fort over the weekend. Ask for volunteers to assist.
- Ask for signatures on your petition for a reunion of J Geils Band. (Actually, this is just a good idea. I loved these guys).
- Correct everyone's grammar.... incorrectly. "It's not 'she does,' it's she DO."
- Enthusiastically pass out copies of your fruitcake recipe.
- Hum. Constantly.
